Classifieds

For Sale

  • MB900104756

    FOR SALE:

    Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Got married last week and no longer need them. Wife knows everything.

  • MB900104756

    FREE PUPPIES:

    ½ Blue-tick hound. ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

  • MB900104756

    FOR SALE:

    Rottweiler puppies. Eat anything and are fond of children.

  • MB900104756

    FOR SALE:

    Used toilet. Won’t flush but good for a potted plant holder.

Job Ads

  • MB900105172

    HELP WANTED:

    4-year old teacher needed for morning preschool. Experience required.

  • MB900105172

    HELP WANTED:

    Technician for dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

  • MB900105172

    HELP WANTED:

    Person to take care of cow that does not drink or smoke.

Personal Ads

  • MB900442480

    MAN SEEKING WOMAN

    Unemployed, future NASCAR driver looking for sexy woman who knows how to handle a high-powered engine. Good credit and a steady job are pluses.

  • MB900442480

    WOMAN SEEKING MAN

    Active senior woman looking for Bingo companion and more. Those without a Viagra prescription need not reply.

  • MB900442480

    MAN SEEKING WOMAN

    Handsome, smart ruff neck looking for woman who looks like Angelina Jolie and is interested in bedroom visits when I’m not offshore. All my shots are up to date. P.S. Don’t tell my wife, Big Rhonda Trahan. She was the state Roman Greco Wrestling champion in high school.